Not necessarily Homonyms

[Drau]

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
<font color="pink">Female...... Any part under a car's hood.</font>
<font color="lightblue">Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. </font>

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
<font color="pink">Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.</font>
<font color="lightblue">Male.... Playing football without a cup. </font>

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
<font color="pink">Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.</font>
<font color="lightblue">Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.</font>

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
<font color="pink">Female... A desire to get married and raise a family.</font>
<font color="lightblue">Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.</font>

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
<font color="pink">Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.</font>
<font color="lightblue">Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.</font>

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
<font color="pink">Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.</font>
<font color="lightblue">Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, and male bonding.</font>

7 . REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
<font color="pink">Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.</font>
<font color="lightblue">Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.</font>

[macabeee]

LOL! [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]

[Andyman]

I came in here looking for some gay nyms.

[DemonsAngel]

ok so am i weird because half of those i am on the male side [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img]

[Andyman]

Originally posted by Mortitia:
ok so am i weird because half of those i am on the male side [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img]

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">No, you're just weird because. [img]wink.gif[/img]